David Idemudia delivers a brief, lighthearted MC transition segment reflecting on collective pandemic resilience, using humor about the toilet paper shortage as a comedic icebreaker before introducing the next performer, Patrick.
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[02:36:56] Thank you, Jenna. Thank you.
[02:37:00] The word that I could use for all of us being here tonight through this pandemic is resilient.
[02:37:07] Like,
[02:37:08] how the hell did we go through what we went through? Do y’all remember there was no more
[02:37:14] toilet paper, though? Do y’all remember that? That was painful. That was painful.
[02:37:19] But why, though?
[02:37:20] Why?
[02:37:21] Listen, we may not have time to go in there.
[02:37:24] Are you shitting that much? Did you need to get that much toilet paper?
[02:37:27] There was no food. How could you shit that much?
[02:37:30] That’s what I’m saying. That’s what I’m saying.
[02:37:32] Anyways, I will say that I was not one of those people that hogged all the toilet paper,
[02:37:37] so thank you very much.
[02:37:38] You guys are welcome on the toilet paper.
[02:37:40] You’re welcome.
[02:37:42] All right, so moving forward, we’ve got the king, Patrick.
[02:37:48] Patrick to the stage. Give it up for Patrick.